Tuesday, November 15, 2005

For you latecomers

Got a comment this morning from a Mr. David E. Morgan, who said (in reference to "Dick Cheney decides to do his time," below)...


Easy, pal. There are intelligent hillbillies down here. We're protesting Leaky Dick's visit, and hopefully no brainwashed rednecks will beat us up. Wish us luck.


It seems a re-statement of policy is in order. As a rule, I try not to follow the no doubt media-induced stereotypes about the southern states, to wit that every single person down there is a brainwashed hillbilly.

I try to treat every person as an individual, to be judged by the content of their character, and not the color of their neck. Tennessee, however, and specifically Knoxville Tennessee, is personal, and I will continue to bash those duck-humping, racist, rock-stupid, anti-sex and illiterate hillbillies in the mouth until their teeth spill out like bloody Chicklets upon the ground.

That is the policy of this blog until further notice.

Thank you for your attention.

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