Tuesday, May 15, 2007

There are exceptions to every rule

Speaking of actresses that I don't find quite as pretty as the rest of the country seems to, I've written in the past of how Jessica Alba doesn't get me that hot.


However.




Sweet Lord, her legs are about eight feet long!

2 comments:

Dr. Zaius said...

Jessica Alba doesn't get you that hot...? Maybe you should check your pulse! It is entirely possible that you are no longer with us.

Ben Varkentine said...

I'd like my feelings on Audrey Tautou, Shannon Elizabeth, a 21 year-old Virginia Madsen, Halle Berry and Geri Halliwell read into the record in my defense, your honor.